17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
 
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one!

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.!

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always!

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer!

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible!

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED TO THE WRONG MAN!

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.!

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss!

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.!

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is!