مجسمه های شنی زیبا و خلاقانه!

زنگ تفریح و تفکر ...........22

مجسمه های شنی زیبا و خلاقانه!

تصاویر زیر از نمایشگاه مجسمه های شنی هستند که توسط هنرمندی هندوستانی بنام Sudarsan Pattnaik در سواحل دریا بنمایش گذاشته شده اند. این هنرمند اهل شهر اوریسای هند است و از دوران کودکی با اشتیاقی که به اینکار داشت بدون داشتن کمتر تجربه ای دست به خلق مجسمه های باور نکردنی میزد و هم اکنون به استادی ماهر تبدیل شده است. او هیچوقت فکر نمیکرد که روزی با این هنر ذاتی به ثروت برسد به طوریکه هم اکنون با دایر کردن کلاس های آموزشی در شهر های مختلف هند توانسته ثروتی خوب برای خودش بدست آورد. پاتنایک میگوید هدفش از این کارها ایجاد آگاهی و شور و شوق در میان مردم است و سعی دارد با سفر به شهرهای مختلف این هنر زیبا را برای همگان به نمایش بگذارد. او در کارهای خود وقایع مهم جهانی را نیز به تصویر کشیده که میتوان به یادبود مایکل جکسون، نماد ایدز، جام فیفا، بابا نوئل، تروریسم و شیوع آنفلونزای خوکی اشاره کرد ...

ادامه نوشته

sms انگلیسی............9

Life is not about waitting for the storms to pass

It,s about learning to dance in the rain

زندگی این نیست که صبر کنیم طوفان بگذره

زندگی اینه که یاد بگیریم چطور زیر بارون برقصیم.

دخترا و پسرای مجرد در روز ولنتاین!!

Oxymoron

O x y m o r o n s

An oxymoron is usually defined as “A phrase in which two words have contradictory

meaning” are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

And Finally..... ...

 

 

 

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 11) Happily Married

سوالات طنز و خنده دار!!....قسمت دوم

O x y m o r o n s

                       ؟! If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it-

 

                       ؟! --If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting

                        ؟! If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular---

 

                        ؟! If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right----

 

                        ؟!-----Why is bra singular and panties plural

 

                       ؟! ------Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control

 

                       ؟! ------when you know the batteries are dead

 

                        ؟! -------Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase

 

                        ؟! --------How come abbreviated is such a long word

 

                        ؟! Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them--------

 

                       ؟! ---------Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

 

                        ؟!----------Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one

 

                      ؟!  ------------Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

 

                        ؟!  Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway --------------

 

                     ؟!   ----------------I dunno, why do we

سوالات طنز و خنده دار !!..........قسمت اول

 

O x y m o r o n s

                        

                       ! ؟ Is it good if a vacuum really sucks-

 

                         !؟ Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand--

 

                       !؟If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know---

 

                        ؟! If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words----

 

                     ؟! Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack-----

 

                    ؟! Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing------

 

                 ؟!  Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing------

 

                      ؟!   Why do "tug" boats push their barges--------

 

                     ؟! Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"---------

 

                        ؟!when we are already there-----------

 

                        ؟!Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting----------

 

                      ؟! Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"--------------

 

                     ----------------Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected؟!

 

                    ؟! ------------------Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites

 

                   ؟! Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things--------------------

 

                       ؟! Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds----------------------

ادامه دارد...

نژاد انسانها!

جوک انگلیسی-فارسی........8

A little girl asked her father

"How did the human race appear?"

دختر کوچولویی از پدرش سوال کرد"چطور نژاد انسانها بوجود آمد؟"

The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so all mankind was made"
پدر جواب داد"خدا آدم و حوا را خلق کرد, آنها بچه آوردند سپس همه نوع بشر بوجود آمدند"

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. دو روز  بعد دختره همون سوال را از مادرش پرسید .

 

The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys
from which the human race evolved."
مادر جواب داد "سالها پیش میمونها وجود داشتنداز اونها  هم  نژاد انسانها بوجود اومد."

The confused girl went back to her father
and said " Daddy, how is it possible that
you told me human race was created God and
Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"

دختر گیج شده به طرف پدرش برگشت و پرسید"پدر چطور این ممکنه که شما به من گفتین نژاد انسانها را خدا خلق کرده است و مامان گفت آنها تکامل یافته از میمونها هستند؟"

The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very
simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your mother told you about her."

پدر جواب داد " خوب عزیزم خیلی ساده است .من در مورد فامیلهای خودم گفته ام و مادرت در مورد فامیلهای خودش!!"

داستان شب عروسیه خانم باکره بعد از 10 بار ازدواج!!!

10
Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Heaven & Hell

بهشت جائیست که: پلیس از انگلستان,سر آشپز از ایتالیا, علم مکانیک از آلمان و عاشق و معشوقه از فرانسه باشه و همهء اینها توسط سوئیس سازماندهی بشوند!

و جهنم جائیست که :پلیس از آلمان ,سر آشپز از انگلستان , علم مکانیک از فرانسه و عاشق و معشوقه از سوئیس باشه و همهء اینها توسط ایتالیا سازماندهی بشوند!!

funkydunk

something that people are more addicted to stick on with and this one made it to stick on him for hours together