مطالب انگلیسی_فارسی

جوک انگلیسی..............9 Kiss A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof > of a building and she fell down. > On her way falling down, an American man caught her. >  > She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...' > The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.' >  > She said: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!' >  >  > So he said:'FINE!' and he dropped her down.... > So she's falling and screaming... > Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony. > She said:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...' > The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.' > She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!' > So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again. > She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die. > Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony. > She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!' > The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her!!!!!!!