جوک انگلیسی.........4


BASTARD.....حرامزاده!


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1-بعضی متون رو ترجمه نکنم خیلی بهتر ه !هم به نفع شماست چون اگه متن فارسیش باشه که اصلا تو وبلاگ نمیذارم و هم به نفع بنده هست که راحت فقط کپی-پیست می کنم به همین سادگی!منتها  فونت این نوع متون اصلا به رنگ سفید جواب نمی دهند شایدم چون زرد رنگ احتیاط است!

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!