مطالب انگلیسی_فارسی

لغات گروه بندی شده (2).......سبزیجات

olinda — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:45:18 GMT

Vegetables

Table vegetable سبزی خوردن

Sweet fennel مرزه
Sweet basil ریحان

Lettuc کاهو

Cabbage کلم
Galiflower گل کلم

Navy bean لوبیا سفید
Green bean لوبیا سبز

Pepper grass فلفل سبز
Lady finger فلفل قرمز

Radish تربچه
Turnip شلغم
Beet چغندر

Zucchini کدو سبزPumpkinکدو تنبل

Egg plant بادمجان(American
Aberginبادمجان(British

Green onion پیازچه
Green pea نخود فرنگی

Cress شاهی
Fumitory شاه تره

Fenugreek شنبلیله
Tarragon ترخون
Mint نعناع

Celery کرفس

Leek تره

Chervil جعفری

Spinach اسفناج

Mushroom قارچ

Carrot هویج

kucamber خیار
ادامه دارد...

لغات گروه بندی شده (میوه ها).........1

olinda — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:49:18 GMT

FRUITE

Melon خربزه

Water melon هندوانه

Dew melon گرمک

Musk melon آتشی

Cantaloup طالبی

Orange پرتقال

Sour orange نارنج

Tangerine نارنجی

Apple

Pine apple آناناس

Cherry گیلاس

Blak cherry آلبالو

berry توت

Straw berry توت فرنگی

Black berry توت سیاه

Mul berry توت سفید

Rasp berry تمشک

Citroon بالنگ

Cedrate ترنج

Coconut نارگیل

Fig انجیر

Date خرما

Olive زیتون

Grape انگور

Peach هلو-شفتالو

Persimmon خرمالو

Mango انبه

Medlar ازگیل

Pear گلابی

Pome granate انار

Sloe-Plum آلوچه جنگلی-گوجه

ادامه دارد.....تا 15 گروه.

پ.ن:دوستان عزیز میخوام لغات گروه بندی شده را یه دور پشت سر هم پست کنم تا یه مروری کرده باشیم!

پرسش و پاسخ های خنده دار و باحال!

olinda — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:27:18 GMT

Apparently, true examples of a selection of answers to the given questions!

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman:

What is another name for 'cherry pickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant:

Homosexuals.

Jeremy Paxman:

No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston:

Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant:

Geography isn't my strong point.

Jamie Theakston:

There's a clue in the title.

Contestant:

Leicester

BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White:

Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:

I don't know.

Stewart White:

I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant:

Arm

Stewart White:

Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant:

Strong..

Stewart White:

Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant:

Louis

Stewart White:

Well, there we are then.. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:

Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)

Alex Trelinski:

What is the capital of Italy ?

Contestant:

France.

Trelinski:

France is another country. Try again.

Contestant:

Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski:

Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant:

Sorry, I don't know.

Trelinski:

Just guess a country then.

Contestant:

Paris.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

Anne Robinson:

Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

Contestant:

The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )

DJ Mark:

For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Ruth from Rowley Regis:

I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoyne:

What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant:

Goosey?

GWR FM ( Bristol )

Presenter:

What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant:

I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER)

Phil:

What's 11 squared?

Contestant:

I don't know.

Phil:

I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

Contestant:

Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:

Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant:

Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:

On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant:

Er. ... ..

Richard:

He makes bread . . .

Contestant:

Er .. .....

Richard:

He makes cakes . . .

Contestant:

Kipling Street?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter:

Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant:

Barcelona.

Presenter:

I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant:

I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question:

What is the world's largest continent?

Contestant:

The Pacific.

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )

Presenter:

Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

Contestant:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre:

What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant:

Magna Carta?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

James O'Brien:

How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant:

Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )

Chris Searle:

In which European country is Mount Etna ?

Caller:

Japan.

Chris Searle:

I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller:

Er ........ Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )

Paul Wappat:

How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (long pause):

Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

Daryl Denham:

In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant:

Holland?

Daryl Denham:

Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant:

Iceland? Ireland ?

Daryl Denham: (helpfully)

It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant:

No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Phil Wood:

What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant:

Er... .... ..

Phil Wood:

It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .

Contestant:

Blimey?

Phil Wood:

Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .

Contestant:

(Silence)

Phil Wood:

OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant:

Walked?

THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes:

What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

Contestant:

Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter:

What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant:

Jewish.

Presenter:

That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright:

Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant:

Jesus.

15 مطلب در مورد قهوه!

olinda — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:38:18 GMT

مناطق دیدنی تایوان!

olinda — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:36:18 GMT

زنگ تفریح و تفکر !.........21

حلقهء 40,000دلاری!

olinda — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:09:18 GMT

جوک انگلیسی-فارسی.............7

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

در عصر جمعه یک روز پیر مردی با یک دختر زیبا وجوانی در کنارش وارد یک طلا فروشی شدند.

He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend, پیر مرد به طلا فروش گفت :یک حلقهء مخصوص برای دوست دخترش می خواهد.

the jeweler looked through his stock and brought a

stunning ring at $40,000!طلافروش موجودیهایش را گشت و یک حلقهء سنگی 40,000! دلاری آورد.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

excitement;دختر جوان از هیجان چشمانش برق زد و تمام بدنش لرزید.

the old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

! پیر مرد حالت های او را دید و گفت ما آنرا خواهیم گرفت.

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said:طلا فروش پرسید مبلغش را چه جوری پرداخت می کنید!؟

'By

check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.پیر مرد گفت : با چک ,من می دونم تو دوست داری از درست بودن چک من اطمینان حاصل کنی.

خیلی خوب من آنرا الان خواهم نوشت و شما می تونید روز دوشنبه به بانک زنگ بزنید و از صحت موجودی اطمینان حاصل کنید ومن حلقه رو در عصر روز دوشنبه تحویل خواهم گرفت.

Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said:صبح روز دوشنبه طلافروش با عصبانیت شدید به پیر مرد زنگ زد و گفت :

'There's no money in that account.'در حساب شما هیچ موجودی وجود ندارد!.

'I know', said the old man, 'but can you imagine the weekend I had?'پیر مرد جواب داد من می دونم اما تو می

تونی تصور کنی من چه جمعه ای داشتم!!؟

از شگفتی های ریاضی!

olinda — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:45:18 GMT

من که نتونستم از چپ براست پیست کنم اقلا شما از راست به چپ بخوانید!

8⁸ + 8⁸+ 5⁸ + 9⁸ + 3⁸ + 4⁸ + 7⁸ + 7⁸ = 88593477

sms انگلیسی..........(7)

olinda — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:52:18 GMT

Give laugh to all,but smile to one*

Give cheeks to all,but lips to one*

Give love to all, but heart to one *

Let everybody love you,BUT YOU LOVE ONE!*

Cheek:گونه

ماجرای مادرشوهر و عروس!

olinda — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:29:18 GMT

Once upon a time in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live
with her husband and mother-in-law.
In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,
according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang,
who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-iL, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."

Li-Li said,"Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do. "Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep off the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to
improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

واقعیت های خنده دار از دادگاههای آمریکا!

olinda — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:33:18 GMT

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America , and are things attorneys actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters ,who had to suffer from the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know
about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had
a beard.
ATTORNEY: &! nbsp; Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you
examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

WITNESS:شاهد
ATTORNEY:دادستان
Courts: دادگاه
AUTOPSY:کالبدشکافی
Bar exam:دورهء وکالت